Listen to my story... This may be our last chance

theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

jabllon:


peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."

jabllon:

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."

kateashley33:

This is so awesome!

dallasguy75204:

1,000’s of pics from a DallasTXGuy: dallasguy75204.tumblr.com

dallasguy75204:

1,000’s of pics from a DallasTXGuydallasguy75204.tumblr.com

whitegirlsaintshit:

missinglinc:

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

Fuck that. DO YOU NEED A STEPFATHER??!!

Do you need someone to suck your dad’s dick while you order pizza?

whitegirlsaintshit:

missinglinc:

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

Fuck that. DO YOU NEED A STEPFATHER??!!

Do you need someone to suck your dad’s dick while you order pizza?

Bet you can't gif the entire Frozen.
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chelseawelseyknight:

kristoffbjorgman:

u wanna bet m8?

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Holy fuck.

kmeuh:

Elizabeth II playable in Smash Bros. 4 with various skins.

kmeuh:

Elizabeth II playable in Smash Bros. 4 with various skins.